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Lakka: Tedd and Elliot are sitting in a classroom. I'll just take on the role of their teacher. He says something like:
Lakka (Science Teacher): Now remember class, the creation of Goo is very important to all of your futures!!!
Jeff: So we're creating "Goo"?
Lakka: As I said, I haven't prepared a campaign, so I have to improvise here.
Lyanna: I'm sure we can ooze into it (hehe)
Lakka: Alright then, roll for alchemy.
Jeff: Ok...
*roll*
Jeff: I rolled a 1! That's good, right?