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Lakka: The teacher hands you butterfly nets and tells you to catch it.
Lyanna: I can't believe our first quest is to hunt goo.
Jeff: So I roll for thingy, right?
Lakka: You rolled a 17? You spot the goo as you turn the corner.
Jeff: So that's what you've been drawing.
Lakka: Improvising!
Jeff: I roll to attack it with my net.
*Roll* Jeff: A 4?
Lakka: It oozed right through the net.
*Swoosh* *sploot* *splat*
Jeff: Lakka, how are we ever supposed to catch a goo monster with a net?
Lyanna: Maybe we need a larger net?