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Jeff: I rolled a 3, that can't be enough!
Lakka: The goo is so big you would have spotted it with a 1...
Lyanna: Jeff, quickly!
Lyanna: Activate the sprinklers!
Jeff: I bring the lit lighter up to the sprinkler..
Lakka: Roll for luck.
Lakka: Because you rolled a 1, The principal of the school sold the internal sprinkler system to commission an impressive owl mural.
Jeff: ...
Lyanna: ...