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Lakka: Time to get the combat going. Please both roll for initiative.
*roll*
*roll*
*roll*
Lyanna: 4.
Jeff: 19!
Lakka: The Goo rolled a 5. Elliot has initiative.
Jeff: Time for my character to put on a dangerous face as flames appear around me. "This is our last chance," I say.
*um, you ok...?*
Jeff: I leap off the stool and start sprinting at the monster.
Lakka: Uhh.. Jeff?
*AAAAAAAAA!!!!*
Jeff: Howling in rage, my after-image appears as a blur.