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Jeff: I face the creature head-on, staring it down.
Lakka: Jeff, you know you're not getting extra points for roleplaying, right?
Jeff: I punch the abomination in the eye, but not just that; I also activate the lighter.
Jeff: And I punch the lit lighter in its eye too!
Lakka: Roll! ROLL!!
*Rolls three dice*
Jeff: I also begin running away.
*Skreeeeeeeee*
Lakka: A 20.. a 16... and another nat 20!? The Goo blows up in a massive explosion!
*Boom*
Lakka: Elliot gets knocked back by four meters.
Lyanna: Huh, I guess the Goo was weak to fire after all. Who knew?
Lakka: Elliot gets 400 experience points and levels up! Tedd gets nothing because he didn't do anything.
Jeff: Yes!! I am the Man!!!
Jeff: That was so cool! I totally annihilated that thing!
Lyanna: Congratulations?
Chau: Hey guys, I just checked: the donburi restaurant is actually closed today.
Jeff: Agh, I forgot it was Monday!